Okay quick travel story because this still makes me laugh. The moment I realized this wasn’t a Western toilet… I knew I’d made a mistake. I’m in Thailand. It’s hot. I’m wearing big, flowy pants. We’re having a lovely, peaceful day. And then I walk into the bathroom and realize… it’s a squat toilet. Totally normal. Just not something I was emotionally prepared for in THESE pants. Suddenly I’m doing math. Strategy. Physics. Pants fully off. Hovering. Trying not to let anything touch the floor. Tra